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The Lyric Jungle
I Might Have to Deal Drugs In Order to Afford to Live In This City
A Future Me
Avenue C'd
Belly Under
Better You Than Me
Brilliant Petty Crime
Built Like Switzerland
Come To Cleveland
Diamonds are Forever (and so are Grudges)
Dress Down
Due Course
Every Horse
False Start
Fool Girl Parade
From What is Good
The Fundy Bay Forecast
Heartland, Heartburn
I'll Take It...
I Might Have to....
Two-Toned Gallery
In With The Old
It's Not Yesterday
Just Four Times More
Make Do
Makeshift Grounds
Mind Done Run
Mouth the Words
Nothin' Too Special
Opaquer Place
Planet Placement
Rubber Souled Shoes
Science Can't Be Coy
Shamrock Days
Shenandoah Waltz
Slips My Mind
Something to Unleash
Squinting Optometrist
Stump House Thanks Song
Tell-tale Sign
There, There

Written October 2005.  Money ain't easy to come by in NYC.  As evidenced in this song.

Can you believe this shit?

Look what’s in my wallet:

Saved mementos of mine,

A couple of dimes,

A movie stub from our first date,

A license from another state,

A CPR card to use at will—

But no fuckin dollar bills!


I thought being a grown up

Was being able to afford stuff, so


I might deal drugs oh oh

I might deal drugs


A golden ticket in a chocolate bar,

Bob Barker yelling, “you got a new car!”

A “Silver Spoons” train going through the living room—

Somehow I thought I’d get that shit too

But like George Bailey said:

I’m worth less alive than dead.

MBNA don’t want the former

They’re prob’ly plotting my murder.


Need to collect cans from the trash

To build a coin stash or


I might deal drugs oh oh

I might deal drugs oh oh


And it might be just money, honey

but ain't it funny, honey?

That I need a Medici family?


When the rapper Ice-T said:

“It’s about the dope and dead presidents”

I never understood what he meant,

But now it’s starting to make sense.

A metro card costs two dollars?

This city’s got me by the collar.

When people talk about 401-Ks

I make sure to look the other way.


The world’s oldest profession now don’t seem out of the question.


I might deal drugs

I might deal drugs

I might deal drugs

Money issues suck.